You're Not the Boss of Me!
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD WON'T SHUT UP!!!
LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
FOR-THE-LOVE-OF-GOD, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BAST—
What? Oh.
::takes headphones off::
Silly me. There. That's better.
Now you, Pink Elephant. Go fetch me a nonfat decaf latte.
posted by Lois Lane @ 6:31 PM
6 comments
6 Comments:
I can't see how the Pink Elephant was serving you at 6:31 when he was in my office then.
You must've been hallucinating a hallucination.
Damn. I hate it when that happens.
There are enough pink elephants to go around that each of you may have one. Just make sure it stays on its own floor mat and doesn't intrude on anyone else's.
Unfortunately, there is not enough nonfat milk to satisfy the latte mafia. Some of you will have to make do with 2%.
One lump or two?
-- Lamont Cranston
You callin' me lumpy?
Some nerve.
No Payday bar for you!
Would it make any difference if I've always viewed you as an alternalump?
Heffalump?
Hey, Heffalump is better than none...
-- Lamont Cranston
Okay, then.
You may have heffapayday bar.
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