Did you know...

....they have dogs in Chicago*? Yep, it's true!

What Superheroine Are You?

You Are Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"We saved the world. I say we have to party."

What Superheroine Are You?

World Premiere!

Spider-Man/Star Wars Featuring Daffy Duck, Episode I
A comic book by Jak-El, age 4


C3PO is in a volcano and the Jedi are fighting and there’s no lava. Yoda is talking to the Jedi. I have a sneeze in my butt!


The spaceship is flying through the sky. Princess Leia is giving a message to R2D2.


Daffy Duck is climbing on a rock and trying to find his way home.


The black one is boring and the red one is flying.


That’s a good Spider-Man and that’s a good Spider-Man and that’s a good Spider-Man. Look, there’s Spider-Man! And that’s a good dragon.


Next issue: The Fantastic Four! They’re all good except one is bad. He’s so angry.


The creator graciously poses for a photo.


Or not.

The End.

Dan-El's Got His Drink On

If you haven't seen it yet, go watch Will Ferrell's The Landlord right now. Two minutes long and very funny. If you're watching at work, be warned--there is some cursin', so put on your headphones.


My Son, the Investigative Journalist Part II

Jak-El: What's the Doctor?

Lois: What do you mean 'what's the Doctor?'

Jak-El: What's the Doctor on Doctor Who?

Lois: What do you mean 'what's the Doctor on Doctor Who?'

Jak-El: I mean, what's the Doctor on Doctor Who?

Lois: He's the Doctor.

Jak-El: Oh. Who are the bad guys on Doctor Who?

Lois: You know. You tell me.

Jak-El: There's the Clockwork Men, and the Slitheen, and the Daleks....there's a lot of Daleks...and K-9...

Lois: K-9 is a good guy.

Jak-El: Oh yeah. K-9 is a good guy and the Doctor's a good guy and Rose is a good guy and the other girl...who's the other girl?

Lois: Martha. We'll see her when the new episodes start this summer.

Jak-El: Oh. Who's your favorite character on Doctor Who? Do you like Rose?

Lois: Sure. I like Rose.

Jak-El: I like the Doctor.

Lois: That's nice.

Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?

My Son, the Investigative Journalist

Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?

Lois: Daddy's taking my car to the garage to be fixed.

Jak-El: I've never been in this car before.

Lois: Yes, you have. I used to drive this car before we got the other one.

Jak-El: Oh....why are we in Daddy's car?

Lois: Daddy's taking my car to the garage.

Jak-El: I found a McDonald's toy on the seat.

Lois: That's nice.

Dan-El: Bah!

Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?

Lois: Honey, I'm not going to answer that question again. Come up with a new question.

Jak-El: Um....how does Daddy drive this car?

Lois: The same way Mommy does, only faster.

Jak-El: Why are we in Daddy's car?

Eye See You

Everyone says Dan-El looks just like me. What do you think?

Computer Says No.

Woo-Hoo!

It's No Pants Friday!!!!

Say Hello to Bear!

God has given me a gift.

I shovel. I shovel very well.

Pastry By Jak-El

An Easter Present for Cake

Cake has put me on notice for not posting in ages, so here's a post for Cake.

A Holiday Conversation Between Lois and the Husband, While Waiting to Get Their Taxes Done:

Lois: So, are you keeping kosher for Passover?*

Husband: Yes, I'm only eating dog.

Lois: That's okay, as long as you don't put cheese on it.

Husband: Mmmmmm.

(*We're not Jewish.)

I'll post again soon. Well, at least before Yom Kippur.