Hi Honey! I'm Home!
We're back from Vermont. Had a great time. Lots of cider doughnuts were consumed, and, thanks to helpful warning signs like the one above, we were able to avoid being attacked by the herds of cows that roam freely (yes, you heard me--roam freely!) about the countryside.
More pics to come later in the week.
posted by Lois Lane @ 9:33 AM
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As a one-time resident of Vermont, let me translate that sign for you: "Warning: Drooling, projectile-vomiting cows wearing toupes that look like ferrets ahead. And, oh yeah: They're poopin' a lot today, and they have birds riding on their butts. And the birds are armed. Hey! Want some fresh milk?"
WELCOME BACK! Hope you had a great time! :-)
Yikes! I knew we were right not to slow down too long in that area. Never trust a clever bovine....
Yes, we had a fabulous time. Am now in major culture shock, being back here where people expect me to, oh, you know, do things and be sober while I do them.
I was just going to ask why the cow was drooling...but I have my answer.
Glad you had fun and I'm looking forward to the pictures.
Didja hear that NoOprah has a lucky hat after all?
I think it's really irresponsible to be ripped to the gills in the presence of your two children.
Unless you brought enough for everyone.
So, how DOES chardonnay flow through sippy cups?
-- Lamont "Green Mountain Estate" Cranston
Lamont: Chardonnay in sippy cups? For god sakes, what kind of mother do you think I am??
....
The kids drink merlot.
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