Sock It To Me
I'm considering giving up on the concept of wearing matching socks. It seems so outdated.
Who decided that socks have to match anyway? Hah! I'm rebelling against this nonsense! Take that, conformists!
(This post is in no way inspired by the fact that I spent way too much time going through two laundry baskets this morning trying to find matching socks for myself and the boys. Well, maybe a little. Okay, maybe a lot.)
posted by Lois Lane @ 7:48 AM
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5 Comments:
I'm with ya! ::puts on one red sock and one blue sock...struts::
Ahhh, the freedom!
Little known fact: I had a crush on Punky Brewster as a kid. People who wear clashing colours, unite!
FRICK matching socks. For the record, we vote 'em "too matchy matchy."
On an episode of "Law and Order," they figured out a lawyer was bedding his client because he was wearing two different-colored socks after a "consult" in her hotel room. I would NEVER notice that. The only time I notice socks is if they are aggressively patterned (candy canes, jack o' lanterns) because clearly someone wants me to say, "Cool socks!"
"My socks DO match. They're the same thickness." Steven Wright
-- Lamont "Is There Anything He Hasn't Said?" Cranston
I almost forgot to provide your sock theme song!
BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW!
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