Three Things I Just Don't Get the Point Of:
1. Twitter
2. Super Delegates
3. Clam Strips
posted by Lois Lane @ 8:17 AM
10 comments
This Just In
The world is a mess and I just need to...rule it.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
2. Super Delegates
3. Clam Strips
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- Name: Lois Lane
- Location: Boston-ish
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10 Comments:
1. Twitter drives me insane. I do not have and will never have a twitter account.
2. I wish super delegates had actual super powers. That'd be cool.
3. I have no idea what a clam strip is. Could you eat 11 of them?
1. Uh-oh. Here is my grandmother moment. WHAT IS THE TWITTER, dears?
2. Super Delegate Arthur Cranston (Super Power: High-Speed Collation)
Super Delegate Michelle Andrews (Super Power: Can Identify and Extract Rogue Eyelashes BEFORE They Stick You In The Eye)
Super Delegate Nick Cariasotes (Super Power: Can Make Greasiest Pizza Crust EVER)
3. Once you've seen a clam strip, you can never quite look one in the eye again.
I tried twitter for like 2 minutes, it was useless. Apparently if you have multiple social networking profiles it will update them all for you at once if you have it set up right. I unfortunately haven't figured it out.
Screw Super Delegates, we need Super Senators and Super Congressmen and Congresswomen. Possibly and hopefully soon a Super President Obama.
Clam Strips: Seafood for people who don't really like seafood i.e. Mrs. Redbeard. Yeah, let's take something that's essentially good, bread it, freeze it, and fry the **** out of it. (apologies if the kids are lurking.)
Cake: Clam strips are basically fried clams without the bellies. As Redbeard said, seafood for people who don't like seafood. You could eat 1100 of them and still not be satisfied.
Twitter To Ride
Happiness is a Warm Clam Strip
Twiiter and Shout
I Am The Clam Strip
Super Delegate Days a Week
Baby You're a Clam Strip
Magical Mystery Twitter
Norweigian Clam (This belly has flown)
Super Delegates Came In Through The Bathroom Window.
Lucy in the Sky with Clam Strips
Help! (I need more delegates!)
I Wanna Hold Your Twitter
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, LOIS! :-)
I have a hard time believing that anything fried can be anything but tasty but I'll take it under advisement.
Somehow, I want french fries now.
::puts dressing gown on, goes out to look for fries::
Only two of those three are palatable with tartar sauce.
Stupid Twitter.
-- Lamont "Anti-Social Network" Cranston
Only two of those three are palatable with tartar sauce.
Stupid Twitter.
-- Lamont "Anti-Social Network" Cranston
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