The Jaunty Hat Hub-Bub

1. Today's post is in the form of a list. Why?

2. Because all the cool kids are doing lists these days.

3. Yes. I would jump off a bridge if all the other kids did.

4. Because I'm a very strong swimmer.

5. Of course, that wouldn't help if there was no water under the bridge.

6. Today, I got to go to the mall all by myself with no children in tow.

7. It was fun.

8. There were a lot of guys at the mall dressed like Turtle from "Entourage."

9. This is not a good look.

10. The husband watched the kids so I could go shopping because he's a nice guy.

11. And I was making him pancakes for dinner. With fruit salad.

12. And bacon.

13. Bacon Ace has never given us any bacon cooking tips, has he?

14. Since we have a Bacon Ace, I wonder if there's a whole Bacon-themed Royal Flush Gang, that goes around committing wacky breakfast meat-related crimes.

15. That would be cool.

16. Especially if they fought the Pancake League of America in a giant frying pan.

17. At the mall, I bought two new pairs of jeans.

18. I may return one of them.

19. Can anyone explain the trend of "whiskering" on jeans?

20. I don't get it. Is it really attractive?

21. I also bought a hat.

22. It is a jaunty hat.

23. The husband laughed when I told him it was jaunty.

24. But he agreed I was right.

25. Probably because he still wanted the pancakes.

26. I hope it gets cold soon, so I can wear my jaunty hat.

27. Good night.