Raccoon Week Mania Continues!
posted by Lois Lane @ 7:39 AM
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This Just In
The world is a mess and I just need to...rule it.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
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- Name: Lois Lane
- Location: Boston-ish
There are things in my head that need to get out. You'll find some of them here.
9 Comments:
They're even cuter when they do that mouth-foamy thing!
-- Lamont "But I'm Afraid Of Water" Cranston
Lamont: Calm down. Remember, your message is the pudding.
OH, LORDY! I don't care if they're mouth-foamy or not. Bring 'em on! I'd like a pocket-sized one to carry around with me, please. House-trained. Yes. A house-trained, pocket-size raccoon, please.
I want an office raccoon.
I really, REALLY want an office raccoon. Someone get me an office raccoon!!!
I'm looking to hire several editorial raccoons. And possibly a nanny raccoon (au coon pair?) for the kids.
Hey, maybe raccoons could write all the TV shows and movies, now that the "real" writers are on strike.
And star in them too! What's better than "Heroes?"
RACCOON HEROES!!!!!!!!!
"au coon pair?"
HA! And ouch! ::groan::
Oh and I love the idea of raccoons doing tv. I want to see Boston Legal...I bet the Denny Raccoon would be hilarious!
YES! You can't imagine how much I'd pay to see a talking raccoon in a suit end a sentence with "Denny Coon."
Ladies, that is gold. Pure gold.
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