Wednesday, February 27, 2008

RIP ?????

GUY I’M INTERVIEWING: Do you know Somedude Ineverheardof?

LOIS: No, sorry. Can’t say that I do.

GUY: Wait. I thought your magazine covered XXXXXX.

LOIS: Yes, we do.

GUY: Well, Somedude was a LEGEND in the business.

LOIS: Okay.

GUY: And now he’s DEAD! Do you have the story?

LOIS: When did he die?

GUY: About five years ago.

LOIS: I’ll get right on that.

To sum up:
Send flowers and condolences to: Somedude’s Family, c/o 2003

6 Comments:

At 7:17 AM, Blogger Clinky said...

Was it Johnny Cash?
Because, if you never heard of him, well, that's on you...

Bob Hope?



Buddy Ebsen?

 
At 7:30 AM, Blogger I Ain't No Oprah said...

I'm still not over it. He was one of the 'good' Cubans.

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...

Freaky deaky.

I wonder if Somedude really was a LEGEND in the business.

 
At 10:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lies! I Am Legend!

 
At 3:50 PM, Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS THE CHEMIST! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!

 
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