The Word of the Day is...

OCTAGON!

Truth, Justice...and My Son

Husband: Dan-El is lying again.

Lois: What now?

Husband: He said he finished his lunch, but then I found his pizza under the coffee table.

Lois: Sweetie, we've told you lying is bad.

Dan-El: Why?

Lois: It's not nice to lie. It hurts people's feelings and its wrong. And besides, we're always going to figure it out. So no more lying, okay? Just tell the truth.

Dan-El: Okay....you've got a big butt.

A New Phoned-In Post, Because Now Even the Husband is Complaining That I'm a Slacker

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

What Would You Pay?

Mmmm....fruity!

Want proof that delicious snacks make everything better?

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(The nerds who grew up in the 70s will especially appreciate this.)

Happy Tuesday!

Meanwhile, Back at McDonald's...

Dan-El: Open my toy, open my toy!

Lois: Okay. Just don't shoot it in here, okay? No one wants Sandman to lose his balls.

Dan-El: Can I pretend he's Spider-Man?

Lois: Sure.

Jak-El: He's not Spider-Man!

Lois: If he wants it to be Spider-Man, he can pretend it's Spider-Man. Eat your apples.

Dan-El: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, yes he can, Spider-Man….

::Lois eats one of Jak-El's "Apple Dippers"::

Lois: Oh gawd. These taste weird, like they're covered in chemicals or something.

Husband: Of course they are. How do you think they get cut apples to stay "fresh" for weeks?

Lois: I know, I know. The ones at Burger King taste better.

Husband: Why do you think they give you the caramel dipping sauce?

Lois: Jak-El doesn't eat that though….

Husband: Which is a good thing.

Lois: Have you tried it? It's really good.

Husband: What? No. I don't want any apples.

Lois: You don't need the apples. You can just eat the sauce.

Husband: No, you don't….oh god, you're going to gross me out now, aren't you?

::Lois proceeds to eat container of caramel sauce::

Husband: You know, I could see you and the kids being quite happy living in a trailer together.

Lois: You say something Darnell?

Saturday Morning Watchmen

Oh, I'm sure Alan Moore will looooove this.

Spins a Web Any Size, Plays the Banjo, That's No Lie...

Jak-El: Mom, what powers does Venom have?

Lois: Um, I'm not sure. He's really strong. And if you go by this Happy Meal toy, he spits water.

Dan-El: He plays!

Jak-El: He does not!

Lois: Sure he does! He plays...the banjo!

Jak-El: Nobody likes the banjo.

Lois: Maybe that's why Venom doesn't have a lot of friends.

Jak-El: You know what instrument I hate? The triangle.

Lois: Why on earth do you hate the triangle? Did you have to play it during music class or something?

Jak-El: Yes. I hate the dinging.

Dan-El: Chicken butt!